Lena Dunham denies herself high-heel aspirations–with good reason

So she can't walk in high heels and you thought her dress was funny...she still got the Golden Globe, bitches!
So she can’t walk in high heels and you thought that dress was funny-looking on her…she still won a Golden Globe, bitches!
\r\n\r\nPoor Lena Dunham!  By now, *everyone* knows she can’t walk in high heels.  The story of her inability was just about the biggest thing anyone said about her appearance at the Golden Globe awards.  Except maybe that they didn’t like her Zac Posen dress either.\r\n\r\n
Dunham's very public break-up with her gold shoes
Dunham’s very public break-up with her gold shoes.
\r\n\r\nShe even took off her high heels at the Glamour Woman of the Year Awards banquet!\r\n\r\nOh the humanity!\r\n\r\nThe thing is, not every woman wants to, nor can, wear high-heeled shoes.   Sure, some of us are born and immediately ask for a pair of patent leather D’Orsay pumps with a 3.5 inch heel, but, hey, we’re the outliers, the ones who adore unnatural footwear and find them to be in some cases, the most expressive part of our wardrobes.  Yet even for us, wearing high heels–especially those gargantuan 6 inch stripper heels–take the practiced skills that make her something of a modern-day American geisha.\r\n\r\nNot every woman has that particular aspiration.\r\n\r\nWhy should she anyway?  What difference does it make if Lena Dunham can strut in a pair of Louboutons like Megan Fox?  Yes, they’re the big status shoe, and having a pair shows that you’re now a real Woman of Style.  But what if there are other things that are more important in your life than practicing, for hours, how to walk in the things without killing yourself (or at least risking serious bodily injury?)\r\n\r\n
Me, a Fellini movie, and my fire engine red patent leather shoes
fun on a Saturday Night: Me, a Fellini film, and my fire engine red patent leather shoes
\r\n\r\nBeing a consummate high-heel obsessive–I’m so obsessive that I actually take pictures of my feet in my favorite shoes (don’t ask me why)–I know that when one is young, it’s easier to learn to walk in high heels than when one is older. Much to my Mother’s dismay, I asked for my first pair of platform shoes when I was 13, and wore her down enough to get them.  IMO,  if Lena really desired high heels, she would have started wearing them a lot sooner, and she’d have no problem walking in them at her age.\r\n\r\nShe’d also do what she could to keep wearing them till the day she died..\r\n\r\nThe other thing that causes women other than Dunham to eschew heels is the shape of our feet.  My feet, honestly,  look rather similar to Dunham’s, which kind of resemble Wilma Flintstone’s feet.  It’s not easy to get those feet into high heels, let alone be comfortable in them.   High heeled, open toed shoes are much easier to wear in the beginning that closed toe–especially if you’re going to be walking in anything gargantuan (as RuPaul once advised.)  But with our funny little toes and straight across, un-ballet-dancer-like feet, open toed or closed toed makes no difference in the discomfort department.\r\n\r\nAlso, as one’s weight fluctuates, and age sets in, it helps to stretch hamstrings, quads, and ankles as preparation for walking in heels.\r\n\r\nThen comes the walking itself.  This requires making sure your weight rests in your heels as you step forward.\r\n\r\nTrust me.  The  whole walking-in-high-heels thing takes a whole lot of practice.  A Whole Lot of Practice.\r\n\r\nEven then, you may have to tolerate blisters, squashed toes, and perhaps shin splints.  None of which are very glamorous and might confine you to flats and band-aids–or worse– for several days.\r\n\r\nSo, honestly, I get where Lena Dunham is coming from.  If the girl doesn’t want to wear high heels, she shouldn’t have to.  High heels, and walking expertly in them, are not, nor should they be, the sign of A Successful Woman anyway–not these days.  Besides, there are plenty of pretty flats out there that would suit Dunham’s particular look . Heels just aren’t who she is nor what she, and other young women of her generation are about.  In fact, isn’t it her, and the show’s, authenticity that everybody thinks is so great about the show anyway? ?\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nH.T. to Trend 911 and WWD.com for the Dunham pics.  The other one I took myself.

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